Daddy uses the walker, though only at night. He suggests that a topless wobbly hula doll that dances on solar power attached to the center bar might alter his daytime disinclination.
Skipping the demeanment of traditional cultures, objectification of women of color, misogyny, and potential for generally broadcasting sexual harassment triggers in a weary pain-ridden old surfer dude… I totally love my daddy and his negative coping strategies.
Plus my mom is bucket-listing in China, and when she leaves he usually dresses up one of the silly dolls on her shelf to commemorate the trip. I spent yesterday making a teeny Chinese-inspired outfit for a teddy bear.